Buddhist Jokes

[hatRed]

tolong donk,
dishare yg punya Joke bertemakan Buddhist

tapi gak merendahkan ya,
cuma ada hubungannya aja ma Buddhism

neh saya mulai

jeane: Nammo Buddhaya

Dave : nammo Buddhaya

jeanne : Dave i'm so sad, my cat has died

Dave: don't be so sad, remember Anicca

jeanne:Do still my cat reborn as a cat

Dave: No one knows, as long as u, show ur patience and love to ur cat, i'm sure he shall

jeanne: how much reborn that my cat has through to become a human

Dave: mmmmmm........ 9 since he has that much.

jeanne: ?? (i'm talking to the wrong guy)



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ur turn

[Gunawan]

 [at]  Mas Hatred = I Think, Buddhism Is not a Joke My Brother...........

[hatRed]

 [at] Gunawan

well, don't take it that hard.

hilangkanlah kemelekatan kita, lagipula asal gak terlalu extreme gak apa2 kok

[Gunawan]

 [at]  Mas Hatred = There are so many Coulomn in DC which Content "JOKES"..........

[hatRed]

next jokes

Three studious zen practitioners decided to take a vow of silence for 10 years and concentrate on their zazen. After three years one of them said: "It's so groovy that we've taken this vow of silence!" The next one exclaimed: "Oooohhh, you broke your vow of silence!!!" The third said: "I'm glad I didn't say anything!"

[hatRed]

th next one

An aspiring Yogi wanted to find a Guru. He went to an Ashram and his preceptor told him, "You can stay here but we have one important rule: all students observe Mouna or a vow of silence. You will be allowed to speak in 12 years."

After practicing for 12 long years, the day came when the student could say his one thing or ask his one question.

He said: "The bed is too hard."

He kept going for another 12 years of austere discipline, meditation and silence and finally got the opportunity to speak again. He said: "The food is not good."

Twelve more years of hard work and he got to speak again. Here are his words after 36 years of practice: "I quit."

His Guru quickly answered: "Good, all you have been doing anyway is complaining."

[Hikoza83]

kalo bhs inggris, post ke sini aja bro, thx..
http://dhammacitta.org/forum/index.php?topic=103.0

[at] Gunawan

well, don't take it that hard.

hilangkanlah kemelekatan kita, lagipula asal gak terlalu extreme gak apa2 kok

melekat ato ndak standarnya apa bro?
kalo udah ga melekat lagi sehelai kain pun di tubuh kita kah?? 


By : Zen

[hatRed]

mohon untuk tidak menggunakan kata2 yang kurang sopan, terima kasih.
 


By : Zen

[hatRed]

next one

Four monks were meditating in a monastery. All of a sudden the prayer flag on the roof started flapping.

The younger monk came out of his meditation and said: "Flag is flapping"

A more experienced monk said: "Wind is flapping"

A third monk who had been there for more than 20 years said: "Mind is flapping."

The fourth monk who was the eldest said, visibly annoyed: "Mouths are flapping!"

[hatRed]

 [at] Hikoza n Gunawan

There was a young monk in China who was a very serious practitioner of the Dharma.

Once, this monk came across something he did not understand, so he went to ask the master. When the master heard the question, he kept laughing. The master then stood up and walked away, still laughing.

The young monk was very disturbed by the master's reaction. For the next 3 days, he could not eat, sleep nor think properly. At the end of 3 days, he went back to the master and told the master how disturbed he had felt.

When the master heard this, he said, "Monk, do you know what your problem is? Your problem is that YOU ARE WORSE THAN A CLOWN!"

The monk was shocked to hear that, "Venerable Sir, how can you say such a thing?! How can I be worse than a clown?"

The master explained, "A clown enjoys seeing people laugh. You? You feel disturbed because another person laughed. Tell me, are you not worse than a clown?"

When the monk heard this, he began to laugh. He was enlightened.

[hatRed]

next


Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana.

[hatRed]

"There were these two Buddhist monks who had about 13 beers each. One had to walk home quite some distance.

'Will you be all right to walk home?', the one asked

'Of course, I will take the Middle Path,' he replied."

[hatRed]

Funny Declaration of God

"God is real unless declared integer".

[oddiezz]

ih dibilangin momod hikz masi ga nurut,
banyak yg repost2 kayanya..

[hatRed]

 [at] oddiezz

sorry,, bis naronya di waroeng english seehh jadi gak liat deh...

bis gmana donk, lanjut aja pa pindahin aja?